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Recent Movie Reviews

24 Movie Reviews

nice!

My favorite part was the cop playing DS.

Yaaaaay

Everybody wins.

:D:D:D

When I saw that there was a new Cuboy, I nearly choked on the delicious cheese danish I wasn't eating, such was my joy and/or surprise. And it's a good thing too, because I don't much care for cheese danish. Thank you, cuboy; you have saved my taste buds from almost certain discomfort.

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

nice

I would've liked it better if you'd allowed the re-direction of missles to hit the planes / parachuters... but other than that, it was good fun. 100 sec :D

good game

yeah, I'm also stuck on 42. which one is it?

Not bad at all

The game was a little glitchy; my main issue was that, if you replay it enough, there start to be ridiculous numbers of mutant elves on the screen, which slows down the gameplay almost to a halt even on the lowest setting, but I found that re-starting the whole window fixed this problem. Other than that, it was a fun game; it felt great to blast through 10 of those cute little mutants at once, which, in my opinion, made up for the delay in firing. I mean, c'mon; that lil' elf is going to take a few seconds to whip out a big gun like that. On possible improvements, additional weapons (such as a smaller, rapid-fire-with-less-damage gun) may have appeased those other reviewers, but I thought it was good the way it was. The ending was a bit anti-climactic, as I was a bit unsure what to do. Also, it would've been cool to see a little "you beat the game!" animation involving Santa and Jim and whatnot instead of just some words. All in all, it was a good idea for a game, and a humorous-and-well-written plot to back it up. Thanks for using my audio!

Recent Audio Reviews

218 Audio Reviews

good stuff

I like the mallets, gives it that whole Steve-Reich-y kinda feel. Great sound.

VegetarianMeat responds:

Thanks :D

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots eat me...

Brandon MacNeil @attemptedperfection

Age 38, Male

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UNH

New Hampshire

Joined on 9/29/05

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